11/7/11

Holy See Issues New Batch Of Hooey

And the robes are not all that please with da new "Missal". ‘‘How can I say those words? It doesn’t make sense,’’ said Iwanowski, who has been a priest for 36 years. ‘‘It separates religion from real life.’’ 

Whatever it does will not change the reality about the all powerful finger snapper in the sky. An example of the change from the Nicene Creed I'm sure all are aware of  that will take believers to new levels of - - we'll just leave it there.

  In the new translation, in the Nicene Creed, the phrase ‘‘one inBeing with the Father,’’ will change to ‘‘consubstantial with theFather.’’ When a priest prays over the Holy Communion bread andwine, he will ask God for blessings ‘‘by sending down your spiritupon them like the dewfall.’’

Yup - that should do it.

5 comments:

  1. And with this, I'm sure Pope RatNAZI feels something warm running down his leg.

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  2. All of our big institutions seem to be hung up on inconsequential hooey, while the world goes to hell in a handbasket. Praise the Lord.

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  3. A yuk yuk. Tank you for that Jan.

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  4. Jesusistanis have to re-invent the dogmas every once in awhile to keep the riff-raff in line. Except for fundie Jesusistanis, who still happily dwell in the 1st century AD.

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