Residents of Fruita, a western Colorado town of 11,000, are holding their 12th annual festival this weekend for a chicken named Miracle Mike who, according to legend, lived 18 months after a farmer lopped off his head with an ax but left his brain stem, a jugular vein and one ear intact.
Did you call Barack before releasing this photo? I've heard this chicken was actually tortured by the Security Branch of Tyson Foods in a unknown chicken coop built by Homeland Security. This confirms beyond a shadow of a doubt that releasing more photos like these will just encourage butchers and meat markets around the world. Have you no shame?
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ReplyDeleteThis is just way too good.
ReplyDeleteI had heard about this before but thought it was just like an Urban Legend.
I think Anon is right. Looks like Tyson torture to me.
Sweet-friggin-jaysus-in-a-speedo..
ReplyDeleteThis isn't funny to moi..but that's ok, as my sense of humor got left in my other pair of jeans. ;p
That's gotta be the most INEPT "farmer" ever...
ReplyDeleteroflamo, dude, you're almost as twisted as I am, lol
ReplyDeleteSounds more like a description of congress . . .
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