7/1/09

Utah Mormonies Getting Thirsty

Ya Mon- for money cause likker get's the bank deposit numbers up quicker. Oh my they have done seen da light. Praise jeebus!!

For 40 years, Utah required customers to fill out an application, pay a fee and become a member of a private club before they were allowed to set foot in a bar. On Wednesday, those requirements were eliminated in an effort to boost the state's $7 billion-a-year tourism industry and make the state appear a little less quirky to outsiders.

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3 comments:

  1. lahruJuly 01, 2009 8:27 AM

    Now just get rid of the "set-up" thingy's and act like real adults. Mormons just do not handle change well.

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  2. Woody (Tokin Librul/Rogue Scholar/ Helluvafella!)July 02, 2009 6:17 AM

    IIRC, as recently as the mid '90s, if you were traveling trans-texas and stopped for the night someplace like Childress (North-central/panhandle country), and wanted a drink, you hadda have your own bottle, then you bought a membership in a club that took your bottle and sold you set-ups (at fucking RIP-OFF prices)

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  3. One FlyJuly 02, 2009 4:37 PM

    Years ago Minnesota had something like that but I don't think there was a membership involved.

    yea good 'ol texas

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