7/18/11

Don't Get Too Close To The Lion's Cage

Ya right cuz if they can they might very well get you and they did in this case.


A 20-year-old Mormon missionary has returned home to Utah after being mauled by two lions at a Guatemalan zoo. The Deseret News of Salt Lake City reports the family from St. George issued a brief statement requesting "continued prayers and a miracle" for him.

Don't send your young people all over the damn place trying to mind screw others and he'd be ok. I hope this kid gets better but if that happens it will not be because of any miracle or shit loads of mumbo jumbo from believers of da nonsense.

6 comments:

  1. Don't know if I ever mentioned that I occasionally work at Bass Pro. You'd be surprised at how many "missionaries" show up in the camping dept...never, camped/hiked/fished/hunted before, never studied the culture of the country they are invading and wanted me to supply them with the tools/supplies they need for their trip. Oooh gosh..where to start???

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  2. Wow there TMoon - you dished out a bunch there and all of it I find very interesting and about the young mormons is sad at best.

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  3. Yes, it is very sad and I certainly hope for the best. I love working in the camping department. I'm always especially excited for new campers/hikers. It's such a wonderful adventure, but, do you have any idea how hard it is to even sell a sleeping bag or backpack to a person that doesn't even know the average temperature of the country they're going to? How much hiking will be involved? They're looking at a 15 lb bag, designed for 30 below and going somewhere they may be required to hike for miles??? and you still have the backpack/tent/water/cooking/etc to be thinking about?

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  4. Maybe doing this to the kids is part of their plan. Fact is for me I even have less respect for them now. Thanks for informing me and anyone else who comes by TMoon.!!

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  5. I will continue to pray for the lions who were only exercising their Darwinian prerogative.

    PS Your trout has measles. ;)

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  6. You are becoming a holy man in your own right Mont. And I'm glad I got to see the few spots that I did. The main thing is OF is fish-less mo more this year.

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