The clumsy old fart feels very "blessed" after the non-existent sky being had him fall into a river behind the church where he tells lies.
"I am very grateful that I didn’t have more severe injuries, and that God sent so many wonderful people to my rescue”
Plus there was a guardian angel at work as well.
Don't you love it when believers put it all together after the fact. This ought to get his patrons to open their pocket books when it's time to pass the collection plate around the next couple weeks.
I am glad he got out. It was luck that saved him nothing more.
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